Handlebar Moustaches!

Okay, dig it. I like to write, Alex likes to write. We've been trying, off and on, to pull something together for probably 6 years now. It started with Nowhere, which was a delightfully hilarious fantasy story, but it was a premise made for middle schoolers. Which we were, so it was ok. Now that we're big bad college students, we're got a new one going, and it
is
Fucking
AMAZING.

Here's the deal.

An Orange For William is the story of an extremely British expedition of olden days to an uncharted island. I don't want to say much more, other than that we love olden-times British people, and we have faith in their potential for hilarity. The characters are something only two crazy people with a fondness for off-beat humor and access to psychotropic drugs could create. Combine that with our idea of adventurous encounters with the unknown, and you've got something amazing.

The best part is, it's really happening. We've got the whole story planned out (Nowhere has nothing but the most primitive of a plotline, which would be one reason it died), and we've already begun writing this, our crowning achievement (or was that Bleach? hard to keep track these days).

You know what's even better? Publishing companies be damned! Why go through all the bother of getting signed when you can just publish it yourself? We hope to have this mother available for purchase online in only three months, but don't hold us to it. Still, the odds are good that you can have it in your hands before Bleach. Funny how that works.

And there's one thing that just takes the cake: since we just happen to have all this fancy sound equipment lying around from Bleach, why not create a book on CD? Narrated by none other than Alex and Myself, and perhaps a few actors from Bleach for their stellar voices. Excited yet?!?!

If not, just you wait.